Retarded thieves

The idiots who have been using my credit card (raking over 7.000 dollars so far) not only have had stuff sent to my address (duh!) but they have also bought a couple of KLM tickets for a London-Amsterdam-Johannesburg flight. Their names come up in my VISA statement! I don't care if they used their real names or if they are traveling with fake IDs (which, by the way, implies an altogether different level of crime), it's just an idiotic thing to do. Having watched too many police series on TV not to be compelled to act, I found the South African police website, with a convenient form to leave tips about crimes. They even have the Johannesburg International Airport as one of the places to send the tip to! So now you know, should they ever find my body floating away on the Hudson, go look for these asses. They will probably be the ones wearing glaring red football jerseys.

More on the same: I called a company in California today to send back a huge box with clothes worth almost $700. Another brilliant move from the sharp minds behind these fraudulent transactions ...